I have no excuse for this. None at all.

[jl_merrow]

My LiveJournal Sitcom
jl_merrow's pain-killer tablets (FOXFAM, 7:00): jl_merrow (Kevin Costner) tells a joke that offends taylor_lochland (Casey Affleck). Soon afterwards, lavenderkat (Bonnie Hunt) makes lots of money playing guitar on the street and makes rosestoo (Ernest Borgnine) jealous. Later, ms_duck (Danny Trejo) takes anulira (Jean Claude van Damme)'s daughter on a date and ends up necking. Then, storm_grant (Grace Kelly) and oneminutemonkey (Daniel Baldwin) write a children's book. That weekend, amazoniowan (Ashley Judd)'s new shirt bleeds in the wash and stains all of markprobst (Andy Garcia)'s underwear pink. (Part 2 of 2.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

Comments

[spindriftdancer.livejournal.com]

The pink underwear. Is that an aspect of karma? (:

[anulira.livejournal.com]

I am obviously the illegitimate love child of Kylie Minogue and Jean Claude Van Damme. This explains EVERYTHING.

[anulira.livejournal.com]

Unless I AM Jean Claude Van Damme. Hm, a bit wrinkly now, but I was kick-arse in my heyday.