I am not doing NaNo...

No, indeedy. I cannot be doing with all this pressure to Get Stuff Done. Getting Stuff Done is, I feel, unnatural, unhealthy and should not be encouraged.

Nevertheless:

Day one: Word count: 600. V.v. bad.
Day two: Word count: 5,390. Somewhat better.
Prediction for day three: Crash and burn...

Good luck to all you scarily organised folk who are actually doing it properly! :D