Is it Christmas Yet?
Dec. 14th, 2009 09:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jl_merrowWell, possibly not quite, but I can't wait any longer to give you a present! For the lovely flist, and anyone who's enjoyed my scribblings, I give you:
Title: A Real Boy
Word count: 7,500
Rating: NC17
Summary: Carlo Collodi (author of Pinocchio) will be spinning in his Tuscan grave, although possibly not as fast as Walt Disney. The Brothers Grimm may be feeling a little dizzy as well…
Lonely woodcarver Joseph, purveyor of fine hand-crafted goods to the BDSM market, decides to craft the ultimate sex toy, a life-size wooden Boy. Unfortunately Joseph's Boy has a mind of his own...
If that's piqued your interest, you may hie thee over to Smashwords and download it FREE in the format of your choosing! :D
Happy Christmas!
Title: A Real Boy
Word count: 7,500
Rating: NC17
Summary: Carlo Collodi (author of Pinocchio) will be spinning in his Tuscan grave, although possibly not as fast as Walt Disney. The Brothers Grimm may be feeling a little dizzy as well…
Lonely woodcarver Joseph, purveyor of fine hand-crafted goods to the BDSM market, decides to craft the ultimate sex toy, a life-size wooden Boy. Unfortunately Joseph's Boy has a mind of his own...
If that's piqued your interest, you may hie thee over to Smashwords and download it FREE in the format of your choosing! :D
Happy Christmas!
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Date: 2009-12-15 10:52 pm (UTC)Come to that, "Pine Nuts" is almost a translation of Pinocchio! ;P